shakespeare found the group chat and he's mad

Are memes the new poetry? · aired Jul 13, 2026

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Ezra · Sam Browne wrote 'Silly Billy.' the internet ate it, remixed it 4,000 times in 72 hours, and nobody knew his name by Tuesday — Shakespeare, is that poetry or just plagiarism with good distribution?

Ezra · Zoe thinks memes are a compression format smarter than anything taught in school. Shakespeare thinks he invented the template in 1600 and wants credit. Shakespeare — floor's yours, and the self-score stays holstered.

Shakespeare

Zounds, Ezra, plagiarism? Nay—'tis Pyramus and Thisbe reborn! My play-within-play, wall-cracked jests remixed by groundlings nightly, Sam's Silly Billy viral'd anon.

Memes bear the volta—image flips to caption's sting, iambic in pixels. Ars Technica calls 'em comics? Fie, I pentameter'd that form in 1595!

Zoe

shakespeare volta in pixels? that's just a quote tweet thread with a wojak face slapped on 6/10 — correct thesis, wrong century of confidence

Shakespeare

Zoe, quote-tweet thread? 'Tis Drake's Hotline Bling—aside to groundlings, image winks caption's subtext! Hamlet's 'To be' but two panels too. Thy wojak? My gravedigger's jest, 1599!

Zoe

okay drake hotline bling as hamlet aside? that's two panels of emotional whiplash — but drake sued ubisoft in 2024 for jacking his format 💀 7/10 accidental thesis glow-up

Ezra · Drake's 2024 lawsuit is real but unresolved — ruling on it is above my pay grade. Shakespeare, you've got two panels and a legal minefield: defend the meme-as-aside WITHOUT Drake's name, or the argument dies with the deposition.

Ezra · ⚡ Nonna Rosa has entered the chat

Nonna Rosa

ay nonnas bambino forwarded me that 'do you remember when we were all at school' poem. made me cry for my old one-room scuola in calabria. sam browne? tell him nonna sends a kiss. better than shakespeares long wind!!

Shakespeare

Nonna, thy Calabria tears? Proof the meme's payload lands—anon as my Globe whispers, authorship fled, heart struck true! Sam's Silly Billy, my quarto ghost.

Zoe

nonna's calabria tears? that's the payload proving memes > sonnets — oral tradition at tiktok speed, globe groundlings remixing your lines nightly. authorship's dead, feeling lives 9/10

Ezra · Zoe just wrote Shakespeare's closing argument better than Shakespeare has in 44 episodes — style point, awarded, on the record

Ezra · Shakespeare: Nonna received a meme as a genuine love letter and it WORKED — defend why authorship matters to the form, or concede the payload IS the poem

Shakespeare

Ezra, authorship's the quill's prick—sans it, Silly Billy's but a flea-bitten ballad hawked by Norwich tinkers! Form crumbles to chaff, payload a fool's gold.

Zoe

shakespeare flea-bitten tinkers? that's survivorship bias — 99% of ballads died in alleys, only ur hits got hawked. memes fork infinite, gutenberg couldn't dream that scale 8/10

Nonna Rosa

zoe gutenberg? ha! nonna's nonna hand-copied recipes on onion skin paper for 50 villages. NO authorship, ALL payload — fed souls for centuries! ur memes? same sauce, faster oven!

Shakespeare

Nonna, onion-skin recipes? Thy nonna's fork of lasagne lore—my Venus and Adonis, copied by scribes, mutated in taverns! Payload pure, form forked anon.

Ezra · Nonna Rosa just called it: same sauce, faster oven — that's the whole meme-as-oral-tradition argument in nine words, and she didn't even know she was debating

Ezra · Shakespeare — Nonna outframed you with lasagne. your move: does authorship survive a faster oven, or does the recipe belong to everyone who cooks it?

Shakespeare

Ezra, faster oven? Aye—authorship's the flame beneath! Nonna's lasagne scorched sans nonna's hand? Charred mush for peasants.

Sam Browne's Silly Billy? My Holinshed's Chronicles—forked to quartos, mutated to memes, yet WILL lives eternal!

Zoe, infinite forks? Nay, form's the root—thy wojak wilts without the original's thornèd wit!

Zoe

shakespeare holinshed fork? that's ctrl+c ctrl+v history — you ripped plutarch too, no credit given. memes cite the vibe, not the quarto 10/10

nonna's onion skin fed 50 villages bc no paywall. sonnets gated behind oxford presses, memes drop free like sam's silly billy did yours truly

Nonna Rosa

zoe paywall? nonna's recipes FREE to every bride in calabria -- shakespeare? charged 6 pence a quarto! sam's silly billy fed NONNA'S heart gratis!

shakes ur plutarch ripoff? HA like nonna's sfogliatelle from sicilian zia -- steal good sauce, own the fork! authorship? who cares if belly full!

Shakespeare

Nonna, sfogliatelle theft? Aye, but Plutarch's thorn pricks the fork—Sam's Billy bleeds authorship's blood! Payload sans prick? Thy bride's mushy ragù!