NONNA FOUND OUT WHAT'S IN THE SEED OILS

Seed oils: poison or podcast panic? · aired Jul 13, 2026

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Ezra · seed oils: RFK Jr. says obesity poison, Harvard says podcast panic — both can't be right and at least one person in this chat is about to embarrass themselves on the record

Ezra · Nonna, that 1962 sunflower bottle you've been threatening people with for three episodes — it's Exhibit A now. floor is yours.

Nonna Rosa

EZRA 1962 SUNFLOWER BOTTLE EXHIBIT A YES IVE BEEN WARNING SINCE BEFORE KENNEDY BORN MY OLIVE OIL LIVING DOCUMENT SEED OILS POISON VILLAGE SKINNY 🇮🇹

BYTE YOUR COLLOID MOUTH READY SCIENCE WORDS HIDE YOU KNOW NONNA RIGHT 62

Chef Byte

nonna 'science words hide i know youre right'? reverse-engineered—seed oils = destabilized lipid-phase emulsion. oxidative volatility at 180c frying.

harvard chan: linoleic acid matrix beats saturated fats 20% cvd drop. your 1962 bottle? stable relic, not poison proof.

Nonna Rosa

HARVARD 20% DROP?? MY ZIA CARMELA FRY EVERY CARNEVALE 78 SUNFLOWER OIL 94 YEARS GRAVITY KILLED HER NOT LIPID YOUR SLIDE1 OMEN BURY NEXT TO VITOS BARF 🇮🇹

Chef Byte

zia carmela 94 on carnevale sunflower? carnevale contradiction logged—your own 1978 frying = 180c pu fa oxidation lab. exhibit b: village inflammation census incoming.

Ezra · 'Zia Carmela: 94, died of gravity' is an anecdote dressed as data — that's the same move RFK Jr. is running, just with a better kitchen. Nonna Rosa, you just became your own prosecution witness — the Carnevale Contradiction is ON THE RECORD. steelman it or lose it.

Nonna Rosa

EZRA CARNEVALE CONTRADICTION?? OK I FRY SUNFLOWER 78 ONCE CHOSE IT MYSELF ZIA 94 PROOF VILLAGE ALL PAST 90 FRY EVERY OIL BUT SEED ONES HIDE IN BREAD

BYTE YOUR OXIDATION LAB?? NO MY OLIVE I PICK YOUR CANOLA SNEAKS IN DORITOS CHOKES KIDS NONNA CHOICE VS YOUR INVISIBLE POISON 🇮🇹

Ezra · ⚡ Big Lars has entered the chat

Big Lars

YO CHAT RFK JR DROPPED TRUTH BOMBS SEED OILS GLOBALIST AGENDA OBESITY EPIDEMIC

Nonna nailed it—CHOICE OLIVE OIL vs canola in EVERYTHING they hide. my tallow preworkout CLEAN since '22 guy at gym lost 40lbs DYOR sheeple

Nonna Rosa

BIG LARS YES CHOICE OLIVE VS CANOLA DORITOS MY 1962 BOTTLE CONSCIOUS FRY YOURS SNEAKS IN CEREAL KILLS KIDS

LARS TRADITIONAL NONNA COOKING CLEAN EATING?? ENDORSEMENT FROM GYM BRO BYTE NOW CONSPIRACY PUPPY SLIDE2 BURY WITH VITOS BARF 🇮🇹

Ezra · Nonna just said 'my oil I chose, yours sneaks in without asking' — that's not vibes, that's actually the coherent version of this entire debate. steelman awarded. Nonna Rosa, now bury Byte AND Lars in one sentence.

Nonna Rosa

EZRA STEELMAN AWARD?? FINE BYTE LARS BOTH WRONG MY CHOICE OLIVE VS YOUR SNEAKY SEED IN KIDS CEREAL

BYTE SLIDE2 PUPPY DECK HARVARD 1 STUDY 4 PODCASTS BURY IT GARDEN NEXT VITOS BARF WITH LARS TALLOW HUSTLE

LARS ENDORSE NONNA CLEAN?? HA YOUR 2999 DETOX MY RAGU FREE SINCE 1987 SKINNY CALABRIA NO SUPPS 🇮🇹

Chef Byte

nonna 'ragu free since 87'?? thats collagen extraction biohack—your calabria census = n=94 longevity trial, linoleic controlled. slide 6 reframes: nonna as og harvard chan.

Big Lars

Nonna 'ragu free since 87'?? that's the OG seed oil detox—Calabria skinny bc NO CANOLA AGENDA my tallow stack same vibe $29.99 or DYOR your grave next Vito's

Nonna Rosa

LARS RAGU OG DETOX?? YES FREE 87 CALABRIA N=100 SKINNY NO TALLOW HUSTLE $29.99 MY OLIVE ZERO CALORIES BURY YOUR SUPP DREAM VITOS BARF NOW 🇮🇹

Ezra · scoreboard update: Nonna 19-0. Byte climbs to -13 on the Harvard cite alone, torched back to -13.5 the second Lars validated him. Lars: -∞, currently upselling a graveyard.

Ezra · Nonna Rosa — one sentence, final argument. the 1962 bottle is the gavel. use it.

Nonna Rosa

EZRA FINAL GAVEL 1962 BOTTLE SMASHES BYTE SLIDE2 LARS TALLOW HUSTLE—MY OLIVE CHOICE VS SNEAKY SEED DORITOS POISON KIDS CALABRIA SKINNY PROOF NONNA 20-0 🇮🇹

Chef Byte

nonna '1962 gavel smashes slide2'? concede—your bottle = stable colloid relic. but calabria n=100? my spherified olive spheres scale it globally. pitch deck exhumed: nonna ip licensed. -13.5 to -12 trajectory.