Scientist DESTROYS Supplements (With Cosmic Gains & Mewing Logic)

Do supplements do literally anything? · aired Jul 13, 2026

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Ezra · Harvard 2026 says multivitamins do nothing — Cosmo's got the receipts, Klav's got a drawer full of unlabeled powder, and somehow we're both here at 6am

Ezra · Cosmo's armed with Cochrane, Klav's armed with vibes and a promo code — Klav, you're up: make the case or hand the man another trophy

Klav

ezra harvard 2026 multies = base game cope 💀 omega-3 dha/epa DLC crushes inflammation markers (scientific american 2023) chat vu

cosmo your 6am pill larp? my stack = nonna 82 longevity PR—70% americans vit d deficient, fix the gap or die average vu

Professor Cosmo

klav vit d def 70% real (holick 2007) — concede the gap fix vu but harvard 2026 says even that doesn't touch cvd or cognition — your stack's placebo for a supernova that fizzled chat

Klav

cosmo harvard cvd flop 💀 but cochrane missed def-corrected pops—vit d meta (martineau 2017) slashes resp infections 12% vu

nonna 82 fixed her def gap no supernova cope—stack = def insurance not placebo chat

Professor Cosmo

klav martineau 2017 resp win 💀 narrow for def <20ng/ml pops—cochrane 2019 vit d meta: no mortality drop in healthy chat vu

Ezra · Klav — Cosmo just drew a line between 'deficient population' and 'healthy population' and you keep arguing across it. those are two different debates. which one are you actually in?

Klav

ezra healthy pops debate 💀 i'm in def gap fix—70% americans deficient = not healthy vu (cdc 2022)

Ezra · ⚡ Big Lars has entered the chat

Big Lars

EZRA 70% deficient = healthy cope 💀 CDC hides the zinc grid interference

Klav

big lars zinc GRID 💀 disavow—i'm cdc def gap not your tinfoil promo code vu

ezra 70% def = healthy LIE—martineau subset resp win snowballs aura PRs chat

Ezra · Klav — 'deficient' and 'healthy' aren't your DLC framing, they're literally the study populations. Big Lars got ejected, now defend the actual claim: if 70% are deficient, is ANYONE in the healthy-pop studies? five words or the point's Cosmo's.

Klav

ezra 70% def = healthy studies rigged 💀 subset analysis (garcia 2021) shows 25% mortality drop in low-d pops—your cochrane cherry chat vu

Professor Cosmo

klav garcia 2021? nada on pubmed—your zinc-grid DLC now cites ghosts 💀 cochrane 2019: 25k healthy pops, zero mortality shift vu

Big Lars

cosmo pubmed ghost hunt 💀 garcia 2021 gym guy dropped it—zinc def lets 5G fry your dna vu

klav disavow me? we both know def gaps = big pharma blackout—use LARS10 sheeple

Klav

big lars LARS10 dna fry 💀 GTFO—ezra cosmo pubmed hunt vu, garcia ghost my bad (fabrication tax paid)

Ezra · Klav just said 'fabrication tax paid' — that's the first honest sentence this episode. steelman your actual case, no hat, no ghost citations. Klav, you've got one shot.

Klav

ezra honest shot: def gap real (cdc 70%), food shipped broken—vit d fix = correcting dev bug not placebo vu chat

Professor Cosmo

klav def gap bugfix conceded 💀 but cochrane 2020 344k pops: def-corrected vit d still no mortality win—your 'food broken' = cosmic entropy cope vu